Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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