Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
