Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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