I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I would ride that face into the sunset
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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