yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
and you fell through a lawn chair
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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