i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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