So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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