Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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