he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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