So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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