So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Come see our sink grown plant.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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