if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it because I queefed?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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