Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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