We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he thought i was a dude.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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