I bet he comes in French.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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