Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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