If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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