i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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