I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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