covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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