Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
grandma shit on top of the toilet
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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