i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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