I'd wear matching sweaters with you
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
