Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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