I CAN MOONWALK!
4 words: hood of his car
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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