Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nicole vs. Life
Soap is not a condiment
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
