just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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