i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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