im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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