i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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