I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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