what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We don't watch enough power rangers
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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