I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
jump out the window naked night went bad
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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