did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It was confusing and full of hummus
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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