You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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