I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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