yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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