I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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