did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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