i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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