I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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