Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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