This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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