Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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