she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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