Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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