So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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