Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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