I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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