Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
