He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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